Easy Mistakes to Avoid #1

In the morning, after you jump on the mini trampoline you keep under your bed, try not to speed out the door into the cold and drive away thinking, "man, it's so hot out here!" Because it's not hot, it's just that you've been jumping up and down for ten minutes and you're even sweating a little bit. Tell you what: if you can't stop yourself from speeding out the door like that, since it is pretty fun to feel so carefree and ready to go, at least stick a jacket in the trunk of your car for later. If you don't, you'll be sorry, or at least pretty chilly. TRUST ME.

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  1. WalkerFebruary 28, 2010 at 6:46 AM

    I too have made a similar mistake and give a similar warning..don't jump up and down on the mini trampoline and the rush out the door without visiting the bathroom first. Believe me, you want to pee after all that jumping.

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